Zuck’s Parasitic Proboscis

Word is that Facebook is Meta and wants us to live in their artificial world called, as I read on Twitter, the Zuckerverse. You can enter its portals, meet with friends, shop, travel, have sex with machines, whatever. Every time you enter, it inserts its parasitic, prehensile proboscis deep into your life and zucks you dry, selling every word you say, meeting you have, place you visit, or indiscreet glance to the highest bidder.