Total Eclipse of the Eggplant

Never before witnessed in recorded human history, last night, vegetarian astronomers gathered to watch in awe as the full radish moon created a total eclipse of the eggplant. For the first time, they witnessed its glowing, vegan corona, long rumored, but never before observed.

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